Transcribed by: Cambria Adu

Zoe: Hey everyone welcome back to our last Halloween special you know we love Halloween and we're going to play some really really fun games today 

Bethany:We got any cool Halloween plans?

Zoe:I wish I did I really am still trying to figure out what I'm doing I know what I'm dressing up as I'm going as Jessie from the neon demon if you know you know if you don't that sucks but, to go no plans I'm going to Disney On on Saturday but you can't really dress up which is kind of a ripoff and I only really want to go to Disney cuz I love the haunted mansion 

Bethany: and it's just fitting to go well

Zoe: you know it won't be the normal Mall which is fine I'll go and see Nightmare Before Christmas 

Bethany: King of for Halloween Ezra is being Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas hell yeah she is she's super stoked and we get to go trick or treating for the first time in a couple years cuz rona's finally died down and she actually got her second shot today 11 on Friday and then from 11:05 PM on Saturday. The only main thing that I’m doing is that and then I’m working all day Sunday and then is it Halloween on like a Monday or some shit anyway it’s like some horrible day of the week Halloween yeah horrible , what is Halloween is a musical look like or not Halloween 

Zoe: OK so it’s actually really good already a musical the thing is that it’s from the 80s and 80s it was like bad time anyway a few weeks maybe they did a revival of it and that was a lot better following now so it’s good though I was curious just cause I’m like how do you make a sound rendition a song rendition of Carrie‘s mom like screaming at her through the closet about how she’s a sinner this song called Eva’s week person damn OK heard I’ll do some some research in London for Halloween but I don’t have anywhere to go yet.

London: I don’t know if you guys want to jump in some games yes, we have a tradition of fuck Mary kill here at envy play it before leg Cryptids there’s a little FMK at the end of that bitch a bad boy, warm enough, whistle, classic whore, fuck Mary kill, so my friend, our level one is Dracula, Frankenstein, and Gilman and in the little link 

Bethany: you guys have those little pictures for you all set a podcast people I can show you pictures to audio call Lynn, and in the little podcast people I can show you pictures to audio I know it’s not as popular as Frankenstein and Dracula because he seem era, so Jackson did you want to go first and Dracula Frankenstein an FMK vampire garage for me who am I? 

Jackson: I’m gonna be having a dude and I don’t like, me young Frankenstein with the Chi there’s a movie with yeah

Zoe:We is older, so some of the jokes you know didn’t age what is the fun one because it’s like a comedy Frankenstein and so like they talk about like how big his dick gonna be there is this movie

Bethany:  I think it’s called I am Frankenstein, but that came out when I was like middle school not really change the game for me. 

Zoe: Can you kill, kill man a Fish hedge my bets somewhere London what’s your FMK I’m gonna marry. 

Bethany:Oh yeah fuck Dracula. Daddy did it real good 8 feet tall already telling you I love me it’s hot and give me his good-ussy probably stinks. Goolussy, goolussy lol weird I think if I had to pick, I would say that I would fuck Dracula. And then I feel like you think I need a little late yeah and I think you know along with everyone when everyone else is said the Glizzy can go back into the slow as I feel like I don’t want lettuce on my beef sandwich do you say it but I really think water I may have a different thought that was more than enough for me. 

Zoe: Other options that play I agree on kill yo man but I agree with Jackson and Mary Dracula. Do you know why not? I got a big ass house I mean like we can also buy a house, I don’t like I don’t know or like he is he’s definitely a fuck for me. I don’t know. I just thought I’d year of being able to marry into my problem my blood some time with us OK it’s a little too. We have Michael Myers Halloween, Freddy Krueger, and Jason Voorhees 

Bethany:OK London gophers this time 

London:I’m gonna marry my guy Michael, but I’ll cheat on him. I’ll cheat one him with Jamie Lee Curtis Gil. She is bad as fuck. I will fuck the shit out of her. I love older women, but you’re not. 

Bethany: that’s not The option here

London: yea yea, so I will kill micheal cause I don’t trust him with that knife of his, like that would be ridiculous.

Bethany: Well, remember that tongue game

London: yea but it don’t look like he can eat pussy tho, like can he eat pussy?

Bethany; yea idk

London; cuz he is probably one of those boys who thinks they can eat pussy but in reality it’s just all wet And you got to be like “yea I like that”

Zoe: well imma be like “FUCK no”

Bethany:I love açai I really do I know I love me some pie Jason I’m gonna Google Jason for his ass. There’s got to be a specific subsection of porn for that like I’m gonna get some fucking Halloween porn Zoe you wanna go next

Zoe:  yeah I know I think OK so in a sink I would say 

Bethany: Yeah I agree although Jason Voorhes is down and I don’t want him tracking mud into my house is but like I don’t know he’s cute bear there Next my point I don’t want lettuce on in this case, my hotdog girl and then I think I would I think I’d marry Michael Myers only because I feel like I look really nice in that jumpsuit and I just I want to borrow it regularly yeah that’s fine. I hang in Queen, so yeah I feel like to pull off the jumpsuit. You don’t have an ass you know a good time. 

Zoe:Yeah what do you think Jackson is wonderful cases on this topic I’m Mary Michael because I agree with London. Anything I can do to get a little closer closer to Miss Jamie Lee, I just think like I picture her, saving me from Hammond Thing OK home which one of these is a guy with the scary hockey mask Jason I don’t know. The hockey thing is really not doing it for me. I feel traumatized I really don’t know if it’s my journey I just feel like it’s like I did every hockey we could’ve made better choices and we didn’t know I’m not here to change them anymore.

Bethany; I’m done, OK see you OK so ready to call oh yeah yeah yeah I’m gonna leave it. There level we have Chucky,  jigsaw, and Pennywise from it. and Pennywise from it. OK who hasn’t gone yet Zoe?

Zoe: ummm I was hard because …

Bethany: they all are a fuck?

Zoe: Kinda yeah I know yeah I think if I had to choose, I would kill Chuckie just because he’s a child

London: he’s a  killer in

Bethany: but he is fine

Zoe: in the child body, I don’t want him to kill me in my sleep, I don’t want him as my best friend. For fuck, it’s hard because you don’t know what to expect….But pennywise would give me gifts 

Everyone: *laughs*

Bethany: I wouldn’t want to get gifts from pennywise, you don’t know what to expect

Zoe: yea yea but my final decision is to kill chucky, guck pennywise and marry jigsaw because if I’m done with jigsaw, I’ll just throw him And kuck him because what the duck is he actually going to do? And fuck pennywise 

London: wasn’t there a person behind  jigsaw?

Bethany: yea it was like an old man behind him, wasn’t he sick

London: yea didn’t he have cancer or some shit like that

Zoe: For a lot of people if they’re not really worth it for three for the main main reason of like they kneel like the ears but like anyways yeah I think her and a eighth I think with Pennywise I don’t know I feel like he also has a big mouth, big tongue, whatever whatever it on hinges jaw and I feel like yeah I feel like that could be really helpful and also I could take a little skirt dress situation. I think I look really cute that way 

Bethany: Why ddo you keep trying to take their outfits??

London:  Yea zoe, why do you want to wear what your date is wearing?

Zoe: I think I will look better in it, dont yall think?

Lonodone: yea whatever so for me, I would kill jigsaw and fuck chucky, but omg they are all serial killers

Bethany: duhhhh london, they are all serial killers, we cant put relaity into this

London: yea thats what i saying, like all should all fuck good. Like would it be good sec or bad sex???

Bethany: oh *laughs* Jackson what about you?

Jackson: okay okay okay okay  who do I got?

Bethany: Chucky, jigsaw and pennywise

London: girl do you have the document?

Jackson:  I do but it has been a while, just bare with me please. Yall are a little co co and Im choosing to duck pennywise and im going to marry chucky but hear me ou

Bethany: I was going to say that 

Jackson: Id I am having a bad day and I need someone to cheer me up…

London: did you see the way he treated his wife? He had a whole ass bride and treated her like shit

Jackson: yea yea

Bethany: Yea but he was an evil moral doll and I will just beat up his ass.

London: I dont want to beat up a moral doll

Bethany: I mean…

London: It is just in their existence which it is so not fun

Jackson: If i married marry chucky i think to believe that as gay man, he will not be very violent

Benthany: Not anymore. 

Jackson: Ill take that

Benthay: I heard that chucky was a homophobic guy 

Jackson: but that are most parents in the 90s

London: Gross

Jackson: like imagine waking up to that

Benthany: Okay you ready or level 4? I thought it would be hard but I already have my answer. Okay so we have jack torrance from the shining, uhh nomad bace from psycho or lowie which was one of the guys from the screaming

Jackson: Oh my god, this is so easy

bethany; he looks like he gives very good you know

London: oh my goodness 

Bethany: I feel like he would be a good guy keep

London: I’ll kill the first guy, I don’t know him

Bethany: oh no he’s a dick, even before he was a ghost. Before the movie he abused his children is a very abusive wa

London: I feel like he should go away 

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